This actually happened.

Me: *sitting in car with windows down jamming, as Janet, the attractive cart pusher, comes by with a shit ton of carts* Janet: YOU drive that car?! Me: *hangs out the window, looks at it* Yeah! Janet: I LOVE that car! I always wondered who drove it! Me: Well thanks!...

Unrequited.

Girl: But how could I truly Love you when I know full well that you never could return the feelings. How could my heart do that to me? Let me fall in Love with someone who could never Love me back… Me: Cause life sucks, and God threw us both a curve ball. Like...